Ah, the Forces of Nature.

In nature, there are several fundamental forces. Examples are strong forces that hold particles together, electromagnetic force, gravity, etc. But there is one fundamental force that is rarely, if ever, mentioned. I call it, PHAS force. PHAS force is the strong bond between pubic hair and soap. The affinity of PH to soap is quite remarkable. I waste so much water trying to wash off rogue ph from soap since I refuse to scratch them off. I have been graced with such great consideration for others, therefore I wash it off. If i had it my way, I would have hirsute soap that look like a black, headless puppy with no arms and legs.