I will be a statistic one day

My brother was upset. I asked what was bothering him. He said he had a dream that I had died in a horrible car accident. I told him "shit Bro, statistics show that one out of every one human will die in their lifetime." This obviously did not help him much. I continued by saying "Bro, imagine if I were Hindu, my epitaph would read 'Oh No Not Again!'" But I am not Hindu so I think I will stick with "Still 100% Accurate."