Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Neither parent has a dominant gene when it comes to the appearance of thy child. My daughter's mom looks, some say, Polynesian. I look, depending where I am at, Chamorro. When I was in the East Coast people thought I was I a mixture of Filipino, Mexican-Cuban-Vietnamese, with a hue of Spanish from Spain (which I abhor. I’ll save this for another post. No offense Sister Milagro.). Actually if I were a dog, which some say I am, I would be pure breed boonie. Just a note, I have Chamorro, Palauan, Japanese, Filipino, and Spanish ancestry.
My son, according to my sister, looks Tahitian. My eldest daughter looks like, by her account, a terrorist (I’ll save this for another post). My middle child insists she looks just like her Nino. “You look like…WTF?”
Apparently she inherited Japanese traits. She does not look like either of her parents. Although I am convinced her mom really is her mom. I mean, I saw her evacuate from her mom’s vaginal cavity with my own three eyes.
Her Nino is, well, a cross between a Yakuza and that dude that works at Himawari. The funny thing is that my daughter is oblivious to the raised eye-brows she creates, the scandal.
Her mother loves Himawari and I am paranoid. So I got hair samples just in case.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Last weekend my 7 y.o. daughter asked me about a science subject.
So I asked her "Do you know what a molecule is?"
She replied "No, but it sounds like those families!"
I had a confused look on my face.
I replied "What the, what family?"
She answered "The Molecules and the Catholics!"
Kids say the darnedest things.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
- I do not think I have a procrastination relapse.
- I do not feel the need to share.
- I am not sure if I am retreating back into my shell.
- I am not sure if I need to clear the attic.
- I am sure however that I feel 100x better now than I did a few months ago.
- Thanks, all three plus of you, for participating.
- Happy Holidays.
- Wait, I still owe Bon and Rei beer tokens! How will we coordinate this. Arg!