Ah, the Forces of Nature.

In nature, there are several fundamental forces. Examples are strong forces that hold particles together, electromagnetic force, gravity, etc. But there is one fundamental force that is rarely, if ever, mentioned. I call it, PHAS force. PHAS force is the strong bond between pubic hair and soap. The affinity of PH to soap is quite remarkable. I waste so much water trying to wash off rogue ph from soap since I refuse to scratch them off. I have been graced with such great consideration for others, therefore I wash it off. If i had it my way, I would have hirsute soap that look like a black, headless puppy with no arms and legs.

Flagellum

I try avoiding political and religious topics. Not today. There are folks who believe in natural selection, others prefer intelligent design. Some are convinced the Universe and everything in it was created in 6 days. I want to know about your God(s) or your feelings about it/he/she/etc.

Romeo and Juliet

I don't think anyone wants to hear stories of my children but...
Last weekend my 7 y.o. daughter asked me about a science subject.
So I asked her "Do you know what a molecule is?"
She replied "No, but it sounds like those families!"
I had a confused look on my face.
I replied "What the, what family?"
She answered "The Molecules and the Catholics!"
Kids say the darnedest things.