- GAS: Gear Acquisition Syndrome
- Definition: “…a common disease found particularly among, but not limited to, guitar players. A loose definition of GAS would be the obsessive and irrational horse trading or purchasing of musical related equipment.” - Brett Ratner
- I have been recently diagnosed with GAS or GAD.
- After a battery of tests it was determined that my GAS started in 1996.
- I scored an 8 on a GAS self test. (See where you stand, click on the link http://www.harmony-central.com/Guitar/Articles/Avoiding_GAS/GAS-Self-Test.html)
- For the ailing spouse or partner whose loved one has been afflicted with GAS, you may find this article helpful. http://www.harmony-central.com/Guitar/Articles/Avoiding_GAS/
Here she is, my latest GAS attack. Her name is Margaux. Why? Well she comes in a wine finish and Chateau Margaux has killer wine(s). Don’t ask!
Right!
5 comments:
how very appropriate ;)
Hmmm... I think you need to GAG (Get A Grip).
OK Smarty! God forbid, but let's say you are diagnosed with parkinson's disease and I tell you to GAG?
Why would you say that?
You know my grandmother died from parkinson's last year.
*sob sob sob*
God bless you, Grandma, and please forgive my friend for he is handicapped by a natural immaturity.
Damn right! I must say you have a knack for stating the obvious.
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