Adventure at the BMV

Ideal World:

• Recovering Procrastinator (RP/Happy Face) goes to BMV.
• Pays $25 for renewal of expired (of course) car registration.
• Receives new registration.
• Leaves...
  

Real World:

• RP goes to BMV.
• Goes to cashier to pay fee.
• No cashier.
• Cashier apparently retired.
  
• RP walks to courthouse to pay fee (that's right walks!!!).
• Clears the security check point.
  
• lines up for 20 minutes at the payment center only to find out they do not accept virtual money.
• RP regrets walking to courthouse.
• Walks back to BMV parking lot.
  
• Opens car, but could barely open the door without causing severe damage to the car next to it.
  
• Gets check book.
• RP is now incoherent because of possible heat stroke.
• RP hops into truck and drives to courthouse.
• RP pays fee after lining up for 13 minutes 48 seconds.
• Takes receipt back to BMV.
• Lines up for 13 minutes and 7 seconds (Wow, I know).
• RP receives documents.
  
• RP replaces expired registration sticker simultaneously reciting expletives that would make Richard Pryor (RIP) proud.
  
• RP is not a Happy Face anymore.
• Proceeds to anger management class.
  

The End